K: "Did you know the praying mantis girls eat the praying mantis boys?"
N: "I SAW a praying mantis at our friends' house! But it didn't have a big belly. It was like a green stick. Yeah, that praying mantis was a boy. Because I didn't see any eyelashes on him."
Comment on a very quiet passing of gas:
N: "Welp, that wasn't a real poot. That was a whisper poot."
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